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ADAM LAMBERT.

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 22:05:54 -0500

I have to say a few things about Adam Lambert.

He has an amazing voice. Usually over uses it, especially for pop music, but it’s amazing. Needs to be on BROADWAY. But he would rather be a rock star (which, technically, he’s not but you know what I mean). But who can blame him for wanting to be on the edge of glory (gagagaga)?

His new single is stupid. Stupid as fuck. Yes, it’s catchy but it’s also really annoying. Like, Justin Bieber annoying. His label will push it out to the radio because they’re all a bunch of idiots. Who is his A&R? That guy needs to be fired. Adam should be singing songs that melt your bones. Like Adele. That’s his voice. But she has the control. He’s out of control and always has been. But that’s sort of his issue… can’t have ALL OF THAT talent and not a weak spot.

There is a solution:

Obviously Adam can’t write a good song, so he needs someone to pick out some really hot tracks for him. That “Whaddda want from me” song was perfect for him. Pop/rock. P!nk should give him all of her b-sides. Katy Perry should write him a “Firework”. No ROCK, just POP/ROCK. Duh. Give him an Adele song. If you are going to be dumping a million $ on this guy, you better know how to get the good shit. Him being gay and his look didn’t get him this far, it was that he had that voice. BLAST IT. “Adam has the best vocals in the industry, in the world!” It’s controversy. But it’ll work. Cuz he just might have the best vocals in the world or that might mean people will listen to his music just to call it shit and then get it stuck in their head.

Adam, you’re new single blows. Call me up, I’ll get you the right tracks (though I’m sure you’re album is done and it’s just as crappy as the last one but just in a different way, right?)

Love you! xo

Josh Paparazzi

PS: You’re boyfriend’s balls look smelly! But I bet they’re little and cute.

When Is Chris Crocker's Porn Coming Out?

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 21:52:41 -0500

@chriscrocker I want to see it! When’s it coming out? A part of me thinks it’ll be a disaster like the rest of his “performances”, but the other part of me hopes it’s hot as fuck.

Madonna's New Album Tracklist (with Bonus Tracks)

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 04:00:00 -0500

Madonna’s new album due out this March seems to have a tracklist leak by the labels (Interscope and/or Livenation are doing shitty jobs keeping things undercover.. unless this is on purpose to promote).

Here’s the tracklist with bonus songs:

MADONNA - LUV

1. Trust
2. Dangerous Faith
3. Sitting on the Whole World
4. Turn Up the Radio
5. Waving with the Crowd
6. Suspended to the Light
7. Gimme All Your Luvin’ (feat. Nikki Minaj & M.I.A.)
8. Crossed Fingers
9. Birthday Song
10. Reason & Passion
11. Masterpiece [from the motion picture ‘W.E.’]

12. Solar Salvation [Deluxe Edition Bonus Track]
13. The Darkness Void [Deluxe Edition Bonus Track]
14. Revelation [Deluxe Edition Bonus Track]

It’s also rumored that four of the top 11 songs will be ballads. Some were written with Sia and most were produced by William Orbit (who she won several Grammys working with in the late 90’s).

The Hush Sound Is Coming Back!

Thu, 29 Dec 2011 01:22:17 -0500

The Hush Sound is one of those bands that broke right before they could have done something amazing. But they are back doing two shows in February in Chicago. One will be entirely dedicated to their eponymous LP, Like Vines. Hopefully this will result in a tour!

IsAnyoneUp.com Is About to Be Ruined!! By Facebook!

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 03:31:00 -0500

@isanyoneup

I love isanyoneup.com. Mostly thankful for girls posting nudes of hot guys they sexted and that site owner Hunter Moore (pictured above) is one of my favorite little sluts. But his site is about to get ruined by Facebook.

Turns out Facebook is mad about him using their logo and likeliness (infringing on copywritten material by posting screen captures of the site on his website). And though Mr. Moore has won many battle recently with people trying to block him from posting photos of them, unfortunately, this time he’s about to lose. Facebook is getting out their big guns and the site won’t be able to compete. IsAnyOneUp.com will most likely have to cease and desist use of the Facebook logo and likeliness and so will probably use capturers from other sites like Twitter.

Too bad, we loved FB stalking the hotties! *creeepee

Taylor Lautner "Comes Out" in People Magazine!!!

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 03:18:30 -0500

Has anyone seen this???

This has got to be fake.. righht?

Where Is that Secret Katy Perry Track??

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 03:15:26 -0500

Katy said about a year ago that she went BACK into the studio to work with Dr. Luke and that she was going to rerelease Teenage Dream. She said she recorded a few new amazing songs and one was going to blow our socks off. But I want to know where the FUCK that track is right now. Katy. WTF?

I'M BACK

Wed, 28 Dec 2011 03:12:29 -0500

And it’s about fucking time. If anyone gave a shit, I was doing my make up this entire time.. took so long. Okeeeeee with that said, let’s discuss all of the secrets I know

AMAZING! Tragically awesome new Katy Perry single cover for...

Sun, 05 Jun 2011 16:32:45 -0400

AMAZING! Tragically awesome new Katy Perry single cover for “Last Friday Night”.

Lady Gaga's New Album $0.99 on AMAZON!

Thu, 26 May 2011 13:04:00 -0400

NO, this is NOT a joke. WTF is the music industry thinking?????????

This is only today, go to Amazon right now and download it: http://www.amazon.com/mp3

Update:

Turns out Amazon is paying the difference owed to the record label. They are trying to promote their new cloud service, which you get 20 free GB when you download the album. Which is still only 99 cents today!

Silverchair Has Broken Up

Thu, 26 May 2011 12:53:00 -0400

After 20 years playing together and over a decade in the spotlight, the Australian band, Silverchair has decided to call it quits.

“We formed Silverchair nearly 20 years ago when we were just 12 years old. Today we stand by the same rules now as we did back then … if the band stops being fun and if it’s no longer fulfilling creatively, then we need to stop.”

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Blink & My Chem Headline Honda Civic Tour

Tue, 24 May 2011 14:05:00 -0400

This is possibly every scene boy’s dream tour. The 10th Anniversary of the Honda Civic Tour will star Blink-182 and My Chemical Romance in cities across the US. Manchester Orchestra, Racid, and Matt & Kim will also be featured on the tour. City dates have yet to be announced.

Rebecca Black Finishes New Music Video

Sun, 22 May 2011 20:57:00 -0400

Rebecca Black just finished recording a video for her next single. And (brace yourself), we heard that it’s worse than “Friday”. Wow! Well, we hope that it makes us want to sing it to our friends like “Friday” does every week!

Why do I have a crush on Jason Sudeikis?

Tue, 17 May 2011 15:02:26 -0400

Why do I have a crush on Jason Sudeikis?

Why 30 Seconds to Mars Is Breaking Up

Tue, 10 May 2011 04:26:29 -0400

Reports are flooding in that Jared Leto’s band, 30 Seconds to Mars is breaking up. While many of their fans are doubting this, the truth is that this break up has been a long time coming. So why is the successful (yet somewhat douchey) rock band breaking up?

Before the release of their latest album, This Is War, Leto was over pretending to be rock star and tried severing his recording deal with Virgin Records. However, the label kindly reminded the band (with papers served by lawyers) that they had one more record and 18 months of promoting it left before their contract was up. So, instead of shelling out the dough, the band reformed, power-housed it in the studio and whipped out a new CD in December of 2009.
But now the year and a half is coming to a completion and the band can officially retire. Jared Leto has grown tired of being Bono and now just wants to play Kurt Cobain in peace. To you 30 Seconds to Mars fans, expect some Leto solos including Nirvana cover songs for the new Cobain biopic.

Just saw Something Borrowed and could care less about that hunky...

Tue, 10 May 2011 04:12:59 -0400

Just saw Something Borrowed and could care less about that hunky guy, I’m in love with John Krasinski :)

Oh and if you’re thinking about going to see the movie, do it! It’s a really funny chick flick. Bring your gay with you!

Fight Fair releases a new song with horrible lyrics and...

Sat, 07 May 2011 00:02:45 -0400

Fight Fair releases a new song with horrible lyrics and virtually no melody! Another pop/punk piece of crap! Hooray!

If only record labels would sign bands that could write good, innovative songs, then the scene would be more tolerable these days.

New Cobra Starship Song Out Next Week!

Fri, 06 May 2011 23:57:13 -0400

MAY 10TH!!

It features Sabi, you know, that girl who was featured on the Britney Spears song… yeah her… ok, you have no idea who this is and neither do it. But the song should be amazing!

We so we so we so excited!

Miley Cyrus covers Nirvana. I was gaining some respect for Miley...

Fri, 06 May 2011 23:52:52 -0400

Miley Cyrus covers Nirvana.

I was gaining some respect for Miley Cyrus, little by little. Then this happened.

Singer Tarcy & Drummer Joe Leave Artist VS Poet

Fri, 29 Apr 2011 03:15:02 -0400

Next their label will announce that they’ve dropped the band.

To all of the people who wrote me e-mails and told me to fuck off that Tarcy wasn’t leaving the band: you can suck it. I only post the truth because I’ve been TOLD IT’S TRUE. For all of you AVP fans, sorry, I’m not trying to diss your band, I just post this shit before it happens and now it’s happening:

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